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The Bureau of Insular Affairs was a division of the United States Department of War that oversaw civil administration aspects of several U.S. territories from 1898 until 1939.
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Edward David Joseph Lyon-Dalberg-Acton is a British academic and former Vice-Chancellor of the University of East Anglia. His title from birth is The Honourable but he is never referred to as such professionally or on the university website.
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