{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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Jeffrey Hamilton is an American former professional ice hockey forward. Hamilton's wife, Jane, is sister of former U.S. women's ice hockey player Helen Resor.
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