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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}